The seller of dreams

Is your child almost done making the chits for his 12th standard exams ?
Does he aspire to be a famous doctor like Christian Bernard, Marie Curie or Ross Gellar ?
Does he know his ass from his head ?
Do you have a crapload of money ?

If the answers to all the above questions are Yes, then this site is for you. Rads 'Blings' Rosh, CEO of ButtCrack, gives you the chance to make his.. your dream come true.

ButtCrack brings forth a new scheme of middlemanship into medical seat acquisition. No more ugly, shady, beedi smoking middle men, who promise you a medical seat for 20 lakh plus, while taking 2 lakhs for themselves. Instead, be a part of DTH MS ( Direct to home medical seat ) , where our handsome, well dressed, cigarette & whisky chugging middle men take you for a ride.. For a nominal fee structure of 19.8 lakhs plus tax, we will not take away your hard earned 2 lakhs. ( 10.101 % of payment to college is however levied as travel charges. ).

After all, what's a little money for a profession of joy, which will keep your son / daughter occupied and away from boredom forever ? Which will ensure you will be free of his or her presence for the next 5.5 years so you can enjoy that honeymoon you always wanted with your wife... or her best friend ?

Order now and we will provide the DTH FFS ( Direct to home full freaking scheme ) at .101% off :

M.B.B.S ( 5.5 years probably, if he passes on first attempts : unlikely + rural service 1 year guarenteed) with
M.D. / M.S. ( 3 years probably : unlikely + rural posting 2 years guarenteed ) with
DM / MCH ( 2 years probably : unlikely + rural posting 3 years guarenteed ).

That's 16.5 years ( minimum ) before you have to see that kid again. More than enough time to make more kids and surprise him when he comes back.. if he comes back. Added services provided in DTH FFS scheme include :
1. Free account at DesiDrsMatrimonial.com
2. Free mobile after clearing M.B.B.S
3. Free number lock pin to mobile, after finishing the rural posting.
4. Kindergarden and primary school facilities for kids as he does his P.G.
5. Private beds in public hospital wards, in the event of job related, patient inflicted trauma. ( Money to come out of stipend )
6. Free dal curry ( limited ) with rice ( limited ) for lunch, day after day, week after week, month after month till the end of DM / MCH at $1,500 p.a.

So choose wisely.
Why have your son washing his own hands when he can have sisters scrubbing them till he's sterile ?
Why have your son's face on a wanted poster when it would look so much better on a roadside poster for treatment of piles ?
Why have your child work for various spooky late hours to earn money when selling kidneys and livers gives the same cash ?
Why have your daughter's name in the "Discrete Ayurvedic Massage" section of the newspaper ads column when the "Discrete Abortions" column charges less ?
Why ? Why ? Why ?

Don't believe us. Hear what some of our customers have to say :
Ramaswamy Aiyer, Chennai : DTH MS works verry vell. Ok, I typed what you asked. Now please return my wife, you f comment deleted by admaker
El Paso Pepe, Barcelona : DTH MS. It worksa like ze charm, senor. Wokay, now gimme back my senora, you bloo comment deleted by admaker
Al Shawarma, Iran : DTH MS gives berfect obburtunity to my bious son to become doctor and make me broud. Ok, you son of a brostitute, now give me back my 2nd and 4th wife. You can keep the 5th one.

Clearly, DTH MS is a crowd favourite world wide. So don't delay (I need quick cash to clear existing debts ) Send your cash to us now itself. Details available in online form, to be released soon.


Come, be a part of a growing revolution. Renew Restart your finances. Reward Retard your child. Come, join the growing family. Join.. The ButtCrack.

P.S. Rads "Blings" Rosh has no relation whatsoever with Rosh 'Blings' Rads, presently in hiding after conning the poor farmers of Tibet into placing their life earnings and family jewels in his get rich scheme "Boombastic - the condom for the real Tibetian monk'.