"Pamela Anderson & Rick Solomon get license to get married"
The title, as always, made the cogs in that deranged time piece I call my brain start moving. Of course, this was against the deadline of the exams that were looming ( a successful flop, I'm proud to say , for anyone who cares ) so I just saved the theme for later.. tonight, to be more accurate.
Well, everyone knows Pamela Anderson. And I mean, KNOWS her well. But my trivia loaded brain was also sending me "familiarity signals" on Rick Solomon. Now why the hell was that I wondered .. Since I couldn't read the article, I was left with that thought bubble for awhile.
The answer , of course, came to me, at the best time. Half an hour to go, 7 out of 10 questions remaining and while I'm trying to recall the scoring in Goldman's Cardiac Risk Index, along comes the answer : Rick Solomon !! Of course !! The guy in the Paris Hilton video ! Amazing how the answers I need never arrive while I actually need them, isn't it ? I mean, there I am feeling like a champion for remembering that this guy bonked the heiress like it's gonna save me in this exam somehow.. like I can jot down " Gee. I don't know the rest of this answer, but did you see that scary Paris Hilton video. Guess what ? The guys doing the other blonde now !! " Gee. That would get me some unique remarks, I figure. Not to mention a call from the hospital psychiatrist ( who has put me on call divert these days.. since when is calling a psychiatrist 25 times in the middle of the night considered harassment, huh ?? )
But let's just look at the equation , shall we ? That's the dude who was enjoying Paris like no French or tourist ever has coupled with the playboy oldie, right ? Sigh. You see, this is the problem with the net, if you ask me. You have all these famous celebrities browsing through it, looking through all the 'el porno' sites and peek-a-boo shots and deciding.. "Hmm. That looks nice. I want a piece of that by next Thanksgiving." Is that what love has come to these days ?
Does anyone even remember the good old days when we exchanged phone numbers shyly in classroom corners, the quick glances, the shy smiles, the times we crept up to our rooms, locked the doors, made sure everyone was gossiping downstairs( or watching family serials, whichever was more mind-numbing ) and then worked up the courage to call the girl? The mystery of anticipation.. of yearning for the other ? Of being able to lie down and dream of what moments of passion would be like... instead of phoning up the ex and asking him for a reference !! Sigh. That's what it's descended to. Back then, romance had a sweetness to it. Now? Well, I guess there's only a small change - Now they just send link sites of themselves in the full monty and an sms - " Wanna do it ?" "WALLA !! LOVE IS BORN !!!"
Oh well. I guess it's ok with this old man. After all, a guy who's got a camera is dating a girl who's got a history of.. being a "tad promiscuous".. what can I say ? Call me up (you have my number from Orkut, if you're my pal ) when the sex video's out. I'm expecting that call.. oh, let's say, in less than 2 months ? And ya, I know, there's really nothing new to see in the upcoming videos, but come on, a classic's a classic, right ???
"Pamela Anderson & Rick Solomon get license to get married" Hell ya !! They'd need a license. A "XXX" certified license from the film industry !!!
Let me know what you think.