"No matter how gorgeous a woman is, somewhere there is a man who is tired of 'banging' her and is looking for a change. "
The above line I paraphrase from one of the few episodes of "Mind of the Married Man" that I came across years back. The line stuck with me and popped up when I saw this pic in the paper a couple of days back.
In it, the present Miss France 2007 Rachel Legrain-Trapani and a former French PM's son, Thomas are 'watching' the French Open quarter final match between Swiss player Roger Federer and Spanish Tommy Robredo while Aishwarya Bachchan watches from a row below.
Maybe it's cause I've had an overdose of Ash over these last 12 years or whatever, but I can't imagine how that dude can actually take his eyes of the girl beside him and rest it on Ash.
I mean, look at the look on his face.. if that guy's thinking of tying a rakhi on Ash, then I'm the Pope ! And woooah, before you go thinking, I've turned saffronly moralistic, neigh fear ye !!! This is pure and simple, green eyed envy. You see, that right there, that's where I think every man in the world probably wants to be - in between 2 astonishingly hot women and have a wicked leer as we clean our fingernails and choose - " Hmmm, French toast or butter chicken ? What shall I go for today after the game ? "
Miss France is probably a good 10 years younger than Ashy honey and , in my book anyway, a whole lot more gorgeous, but still - the fact remains, you can't get a guy to keep his eyes fixed on his woman alone. We're just not built that way.. to misquote Robin Williams - we got the brains and the pee-pee, but only enough blood supply to use one at a time !!!
If only people kept their eyes on women like they were meant to rather than these silly war games, this world would be such a lovely place.. lusty, but what the heck, drool over bloodshed anyday, man.
P.S. Wouldn't you love to be a fly in the room watching the drama unfold when Ms France saw the next day's paper showing her boy going ga-ga-goo-goo over "that Indian gal " ?
lol.. funny post.. we all hate her, but don't you think its just because we've loved her too much already?
ReplyDeleteLol... nice way to put it. But I wonder if it's only men who are polygamous in nature, think it's cool to lust after other women and it's coz they just have enough blood for one of either organs to function properly. What excuse can a woman give to have two arm candies with her?
ReplyDeleteIt's not about the psychology of men or women. It's individual mental make-up. Personally, I think it's better to "try different positions with the same person than the same position with different people."
Hahhahaa.. Nice capture ..
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Hmpf!yeah right,turn up the volume(of blood)...and let them use their brain simultaneously :D
ReplyDeletemoons muse, hee hee.. sorry.. only one vital organ at a time.. and first preference always goes to the PEE pee !!! :))
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