What is Big B not telling us ?

Dr Roshan Radhakrishnan
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"He is 60. She is 18.
Some love stories are never meant to be understood. " - Nishabd.

Those of you who have seen the trailor of Nishabd may be thinking of how it resembles the old classic novel by Vladimir Nabokov of the scandalous love between an older man and a 'barely legal' child. I'm sorry to do this but I can't keep this secret any longer. You're all wrong. Ram Gopal Verma is not remaking Lolita as you all thought. After suffering huge losses with 'Shiva' and 'Darna Zaroori Hai', RGV had no option once his producers left, but to cave in to the demands of his NEW PRODUCERS, an internationally reputed chocolate company, who themselves are looking to cash in on the success of their ad campaign. ( video courtesy youtube )
Thus, the girl in the Nishabd trailor is nothing more than a cowherd who plays the 'other woman' in this love triangle. The real twist has never been revealed to the public.. till now. This movie will indeed be RGV's most controversial project yet. But it will not be the moral police who will run riot on the streets at the time of its release. It will be the animal activists. For this tale goes back to the roots ( and up to the grass ). It is the tale of the beginning of a unique love story never before seen in Bollywood.. the love between Big B and Miss Palampur.

He is 60. She is 18.
Some love stories are never meant to be understood.


No Kidding!!!

( If I were allowed one more pun before I die, it would have to be - you horny ba****d !!! )

Statutory warning : Statements above may be fictional and made up.

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  1. whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat?!!! you're kiddin me! maybe it isn't in the physical kinda way, as most people would think (yuck!) Maybe it is more the Black Beauty or Lassie kinda story....

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  2. @anooja..
    yup, i am KIDDING YOU, of course!!! just a funny thought that crossed my mind .

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  3. i cant help but laugh after reading most of ur posts!!!!
    especially the 'warning' at the end!

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  4. the 'warning' in the end ensures I dont end up paying for the Abhi-ash wedding in court fees !!

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  5. ( If I were allowed one more pun before I die, it would have to be - you horny ba****d !!! )

    --> hahahahaha..
    =P

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  6. laughing at the same thought as snowwolf's....

    Meanwhile, missed some of u r posts, thanks to exam, project and such crap! Keep em comin, though!!

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  7. whatever the movie is made of .... it makes me dislike the too very hyped up bacchan ....

    the last but one line is really funny :))

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  8. @ leya...
    hope the exams went well.. funnily enough im going through exams too for the next few months... unfortunately its coinciding with some really weird blog post concepts!!!

    @akshaya
    true.. that is one mega hyped guy..

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  9. Funny! Yeah...Amitabh should clean up his act and ask his beta to take over such roles. Of course, only if Ash agrees:)

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