Oh the humanity!!

I take back all the insults I've ever made against politicians, slave drivers, liars, cheats, pedophiles, hypocrites, religious fanatics.. all the insults. Why? Because last night, I and my friends were subjected to a tragedy that paled anything else that we have ever been subjected to.
The site of the crime : Bharat Mall, opposite K.S.R.T.C. bus stand.
The victims : Me, Ani and his poor new bride , "Hot tongue"Hari , "Cardiac" Vijay.
The criminals : There was a bunch of them.. it's tough to put the blame squarely on anyone person, but if i had to, then i would say a Mr Deepak Tijori,director of this crime.
The crime : Tom, Dick and Harry.

There are times when you feel there is no God. When humanity is left alone to defend themselves against the evil that mankind perpetrates on fellow humans. This "movie" was one of those moments. I have never felt so disgusted, so..gaaaaaah in a long time. And I've attended anatomy dissection classes mind you!! To call this movie the worst movie I have ever seen would not be too far from the truth. I cannot imagine what anyone associated with the movie was thinking when they signed on. Perhaps the only plus to come out of it for the director was that a got a good look at the actresses involved. But then why subject us to such horrors as this? To watch a self proclaimed King of Villians, Soprano ( Gulshan "International" Grover ) with shiny bald head and ostrich neck-movements do a dandiya dance in his evil hideout with his fellow cronies- the image comes back as a nightmare whenever i close my eyes. The less said about "Tom, Harry n Dick" the better". Maybe the second half was better - we wouldn't know. We slunk away like cowards..No bride and cardiac patient deserve to be put through this torture.
Where are the censors when we need them - they were so busy cribbing over whether Rang de Basanti used horses unfairly and Neha Dhupia's back in Julie. Why can't they do their job well - and protect Indians from such disasters being leaked out into theatres. Just say outright, such films can't be shown to a sane public and burn the reels!!