The Simple Life

OK. Now I've heard everything. Literally. I know people say nothing is impossible ( or as the shoe firm says- impossible is nothing ) but I really think there shuld be some limts to us Malayalees imaginations. Alongside some of the best ideas and cunningness,we also are guilty of some of the dumbest concepts ever.
Case in point - This article ran in the THE SUN, Uk. It claims that a Malayalee director has approached PARIS HILTON to play the lead role in a movie. Guess which movie - the biopic of a certain saint called Mother Teresa!!! I mean, really! What are you thinking? I'm sure working with this sassy gal has it's advantages but as Mother Teresa!!
And it turns out it ain't just some bogus director but an award winning filmmaker T Rajeevnath. Apparently he was impressed because she said NO to Playboy..wow! Just like a nun would.
Oops...so what if the world has already seen all she has to offer in her "leaked" videos. Doesn't that count as service to humanity!!! And besides,isn't she the star of the Tv series - "THE SIMPLE LIFE" which is exactly what all religions ask us to follow. hmmmm.
Knowing how we're famous for our hartals , I'm waiting for the white brigades of Sisters and Fathers from church to start their protests. I'm also waiting for Paris to say yes.. That's when the real fun will begin.
Damn..what a bad time for Salman Khan to be headng behind bars. Or else he would surely have been the candidate for the role of the Pope, I figure.