at the beginning
November 30, 2005
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How do i sum up all my years leading to this moment... hmmmm. sufficed to say, about a billion trillion years after the Big Bang, God decided it was time to get feedback on what the world thought of his creation...that led to another genius creation after the TV remote... yes, blogsites. And behold, there were words flowing through in gushes and pours and God smiled...Yup, that was a good idea. My relation to all this? oh, my pal just put me up to it... he calls himself some online virus ( Mc Afee, you listening to this? ) but i personally call him Gas.. anyway, Gas had a point again ...oh yes, he do be tha regular Hand of God.. so to cut a short story shorter, here i am.. my first blog and an insignificant beginning for greater things...just like our existence always promises to be. cheerio for now, but relax... i'll be back.
Wow... I'm the inspiration behind all this... Hurrah for me.. :D
ReplyDeleteWelcome to blogger, pytho.... :)
Well I guess u have spent too much time pondering over the future and come out with this online page. Well u r correct. All of us face the same doubts and nearly all of us have the same types of nightmares unless until ur dad is a multi millionaire or a MLA,MP or a well known goonda or smuggler. All of us at some stage or the other have to face these irritating questions from so called relatives. First of all they start making fun of u like “ oh your course stil dint get over?” then wen we all enter internship it goes like “ oh you r STILL THERE? No salary for u ppl? Hah ha ha “ now wen u enter home after finishing your course u can fell proud only wen u r in ur own college among your friends tht we all finished our course. Once our relatives see us it will be like “ok we nr u gonna open a clinic?i need free consultation ok? Ok ok so where r u joining for pg? KMC OR KIMS OR BMC OR AIIMS OR MSRIMS OR JIPMER? Innae sunthae huae aise lagtha hae kae mera mama who college khol kae rakha hae bus meraliye..frankly speaking u become a laughing stock in front of non medicos. Your IT friends expect u to earn atleast 20,000 as first salary.their version is “hey c’mon yaar u r a doctor.wen we can earn 30000-35000 as first salary u r atleast eligible for 20000” now who is gonna explain to them tht doctors r below poverty line category?
ReplyDeleteRespect for the profession was der wen our grandfathers and dads were working as doctors. Now patient comes saying “ doctor nanagae cough syrup baeku. Mathuram ulladhu kodulradhu aenikku diabetes aanu” now wat do I give?ask him to pluck tulasi leaves and chew? Shit our lives have become with this profession.
One thing is der if your children come and tell u they wanna be a doctor please advise them to go to computers or some other profession. Right from age 5 get them all computer games get them into typing classes.atleast let them not suffer and curse us jus like we do to our parents.Someone had mentioned tht t only time u feel like a doc is wen the patient party listens how u r gonna treat him..true very much true buts wats t use if we don’t get money.treating a patient for 50 bucks wat will we get? Even 1litre petrol is Rs.52..huhhh lets see wat all we face in future..anyways too much of depression is also bad so i will finish off with some doctors notes
DOCTOR'S NOTES
. The patient has been depressed ever since she began seeing me in 1993.
. The patient is tearful and crying constantly. She also appears to be depressed.
. Discharge status: Alive but without permission.
. Healthy appearing decrepit 69 year-old male. Mentally alert but forgetful.
. The patient refused an autopsy.
. The patient has no past history of suicides.
.Since she can't get pregnant with her husband, I thought you might like to work her up.
your first blog?? i thought you had something of the sort on rediff? i remember u callin me up one night asking for ideas to write abt :)
ReplyDeleteThis has no relation to anything blogged whatsoever, but i cudnt help remembering TLW's book, the one where we are all supposed to meet ten years down the line.. There's just another 2 and a half years left for that! Boy, are v growing old!?!!
ReplyDeleteSo am not your first victim ...TLW??Well..he was the one who talked me into bloggin as well..
ReplyDelete@sumz...ah yes.. the famous "book"...still tucked away in a quiet corner of my cupboard in kannur (at least i think its there)... next time i go there, i need to remember to start scanning that whole thing.... i remember promising (in the preamble to that book) that I'd be sending copies to everyone who wrote in it after the 10 year period....
ReplyDelete@rozez.. another day, another victim... methinks google shud be paying me for this :D
So this is how it started? I am just too excited to read your roller coaster ride! :)
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