I resemble..

A funny topic came up recently. I was discussing more fun stuff with a friend and the question came up - which TV / movie character do you resemble the most.. not in others opinion but in your own. Which persona do you feel captures the essence of the wondrous being- YOU ?
Well, I've thought about it a lot and I have to say - my TV presence is best signified by none other than the one and only BING!!! Chandler Bing from F*R*I*E*N*D*S* ! When I see him, I can't help but think - "That's me!!"
Some Chandler moments that remind so much of myself I've mentioned below -

1. Chandler :you know what's wierd?Donald Duck never wore pants, but when he gets out of the shower he puts a towel aruond his waist, i mean what's that about?
2. Rachel is tired of being single and chandler offers to set her up with a guy. Rachel:- ok thanks..but no accountants...and no one from legal...i dont like guys with boring jobs...Chandler:- and Ross was what? A LION TAMER??!! ( He was a boooring palaentologist )
3. When Monica comes and says she's met the funniest guy, he gets jealous. After she leaves, he turns to the door and asks it - " I'm funny right? Ah, what do you know? You only like Knock knock jokes. "
4. Joey: Got An Audition Tommorow I Am Playing A Ninteen Year Old.Got To Get Up Early. Chandler:So When You Said Early Did You Mean 1980 ?
5. Pheobe:My new years resolution is to fly an air craft. Chandler:Great,now all you have to do is to find a bunch of people who's new year's resolution is to plummet to death.
6. Joey asks Chanlder to take risks in life... like commitment to women. And he is driving his point.Joey: “Oh yeah! Go for it, man,jump off the high dive, stare down the barrel of the gun, pee into the wind.”Chandler: “Yeah, Joey! I assure you.If I'm staring down the barrel of a gun, I WOULD BE PRETTY MUCH PEEING EVERY WHICH WAY.”
7. Ross: I can't believe you two had sex in her dream (Rachel's dream).Chandler: I'm sorry Ross,it was just a one-time thing,I was very drunk and it was someone else's sub-conscious.
8. Monica : It's not a date; it's just two people going out to dinner and not having sex. Chandler : Sounds like a date to me.
9. when chandler grows fat and monica becomes his trainer. she has him workin out like hell andsays do 5 more sit ups and she will flash him. he does 2 and a half and says - now show me one!!
10. Ross : I can't even get Marcel to stop eating the bath mat. How am I going to raise a kid? Chandler : You know, Ross, some scientists are now saying that monkeys and babies are actually different.
11. Phoebe : Um, one of my clients died on my massage table today. Chandler : Well, that's, uh, a little more relaxed than you want them to get.

Now the big question - WHO DO YOU THINK RESEMBLES YOU THE MOST ?